Saturday, April 30, 2011

i choose YOU!

This is the Valentine I made my girlfriend for this past Valentine's Day. I heard she liked Mudkipz because she told me. I forgot to take a picture of it, but its actually the inside of a pokeball. I made the outside look like one, with little a Mudkip inside! I can't even tell you how long it took me to make this. I probably took about a good 6 hours. The Mudkip drawing alone took me a good 2 hours because I wanted it to be perfect. I smoked some spicey nugs and listened to a Hospital Records podcast while I made it so it was a labor of love. I find drum n bass good music to jam out to while making crafty crafts.

The hearts you see I cut out of colorful laboratory tape (Fisher Brand). I used to work in a research laboratory so I pilferred a good deal of the stuff while I was still working there. It comes in every color of the rainbow. I decided to stick with the purples, pinks, and blues. My girl isn't girly so I tried to keep the color-scheme as un-prissy as possible. I used orange construction paper because I thought it matched my little Mudkip's "ears" quite well.

I finished this Valentine a few days before Valentine's Day and sent it to her hoping she would receive it on the right day. She lives a state away from me and my card actually came two days earlier than I excepted. But being a good girlfriend she waited until V-Day to open it. Needless to say she was very happy with it and loved it just as much as I do. In fact, that same day we both published separate photos of it on the same internet image board with out even realizing it! We really do think alike.

So what did my girl give me in return, you might ask? A very funny personalized "StarGreetz" from Jersey Shore's own Pauly D. MTV reality shows are a common bond between us. Just hearing Pauly D say my name had me grinning ear to ear. Pauly D is such a charmer.

Rude Gyal

Back to the land of Nickleback and Seether
80's, 90's today they are my enemy receivers
Bought ya brunch on credit hope ya read it as a teaser
Hot headed pleaser but better not believe her

Ya jimmy in her mouth but she lookin' like a teaser
Tongues for fifty seconds then she say she need a breather
Said he saw her Sunday with some girls who look like Beiber
I could say I'm honest but I don't believe me neither

Call up Joey Grecco have him follow her on Cheaters
Took ya girl to Wendy's then she bought her some Adidas?
Now she got her feet up in the backseat of her Prius?
Ya sugar's dippin' low does that give you Diabeetus?

Sin her sins away up in a haze of synesthesia
Citizen of K she skipped the hole and went to seizure
Better hold the door cuz she needs more than that to please her
Likes gettin' plastered faster- she'll take Master Card or Visa